Can You Choose?
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For today:
"These classy necklaces are being sold on ebay as 'choker bellydance accesory NEW' I want to order, but I just can't make up my mind. They come with matching belly chains. Maybe I could buy the bitch choker and the slut belly chain, or maybe the opposite, do I want to be a slutty bitch or a bitchy slut? Oh dear I can't make up my mind. Decisions, decisions, decisions!"
posted by anne
For today:
"These classy necklaces are being sold on ebay as 'choker bellydance accesory NEW' I want to order, but I just can't make up my mind. They come with matching belly chains. Maybe I could buy the bitch choker and the slut belly chain, or maybe the opposite, do I want to be a slutty bitch or a bitchy slut? Oh dear I can't make up my mind. Decisions, decisions, decisions!"
posted by anne
Hearts Again
"After reading our tirades against crotchtopi and nipple flowers, this designer made a few alterations to her costume. Unfortunately, she just cut the offending designs off along with the fabric! I guess I would rather see replicas of body parts done in sequence than the actual parts!"
Klaire
Klaire
"Gorgeous Belly Dance Bra"
"I wonder why these "gorgeous" "belly dance" tops never have matching belts."
Klaire
What's up with the manequin made of a plastic bag, that's what I wonder? I really don't want to see the matching belt to this one...
Klaire
What's up with the manequin made of a plastic bag, that's what I wonder? I really don't want to see the matching belt to this one...
El-Cheapo
I love bras like these, they are easy to make and cost very little. I can fill my closet with millions of belly dance costumes this way! I love theway they added a ribbon underneath the fringe... And wow: it comes with earrings! Where's the belt?
Please Pass the Cauliflower
Is it cauliflower, that thing on the belt? I do see birds on the bra, 2 of them are 5-legged birds (the legs being the fringe),, there's a fly in the middle of the bra and there are slugs on the belt going for the cauliflower:
Thanks to Klaire
Thanks to Klaire
Not available at Walmart
"Here we go again! The 'sexy belly dance outfit', one size fits all (yeah right) sold by an ebay store that prides itself on not selling what you find everyday 'at Walmart or Target'
I guess not!"
posted by anne
I must add: this looks uncomfortable too!
I guess not!"
posted by anne
I must add: this looks uncomfortable too!
Dangerous Costume
Imagine wearing this: you do a spin and 'whooosh' bra gone! Major costume malfunction. What's up with that belt anyway?
Buttons
"I recognize this bra. It's available at wall mart. Add some buttons, an old necklace and people will snap it up for $86.00. Come on ladies! We'll all get rich on Etsy!"
anne
anne
UBDC Showdown Round 25
"This is the 6th week the Suggestive Serpent has been in the UBDC Showdown! This week, Sandra’s Suggestive Serpent will take on Anne’s Mr. Costume! You need to decided if inappropriately placed snakes that look like poo is worse that an oddly constructed pink costume with nipple flowers and a smile." Klaire
UBDC Protection Program
"Did you buy an ugly belly dance costume and you need to hide your identity? Try an ugly veil to complete the ensemble!"
Klaire
Swirls
I don't know about this one, it's not that bad, but I think the fringe needs major adjusting. Why is there a different tone gold bit on the side of the bra?
Bellydance horse
Since it was listed with the word belly dance...
"i dont know..like ive never seen anything like this before!! and this comes for 350 bugs..it looks like something a mom would make out of cardboard for her kids for the schoolplay:-) "
The Kikster
"i dont know..like ive never seen anything like this before!! and this comes for 350 bugs..it looks like something a mom would make out of cardboard for her kids for the schoolplay:-) "
The Kikster
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"Am I the only immature one who things the caption is hilarious? This one was labeled to sell as a "stripper belly dance" costume. Is stripper belly dance a new style of fusion no one told me about?" Klaire
Those cups are supposed to be butterflies, bu why do they look like hands?
"This costume will haunt you in your dreams (because it probably glows in the dark)!"
Klaire
"This costume will haunt you in your dreams (because it probably glows in the dark)!"
Klaire
DRAG QUEEN GLITZY BELLY DANCE COSTUME PLUS SIZE FUN
"Okay, so I have to include the heading and description for this jem found on Ebay... do you know how depressing it is to attempt to even find belly dance garb for larger women, only to come across something like this?! And what drag queen worth her weight in bling would ever be caught dead in this. Any of my friends would break one of those cd's in half and use it to masacre the wearer of said costume." Kira
EBay description:
DRAG QUEEN GLITZY BELLY DANCE COSTUME PLUS SIZE FUN .WILL SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS OF PAYMENT. THE DRESS IS NEW WITH TAG JUST DECORATED WITH RECYCLED. JUST SOME HOME MADE FUN. THIS DRESS BUTTONS DOWN THE FRONT SO CAN BE WORN OPEN OR BUTTONED. BUST UP TO SIZE 42 BUTTONED LARGER UNBUTTONED. LENGTH ABOUT 52". BOA INCLUDED
EBay description:
DRAG QUEEN GLITZY BELLY DANCE COSTUME PLUS SIZE FUN .WILL SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS OF PAYMENT. THE DRESS IS NEW WITH TAG JUST DECORATED WITH RECYCLED. JUST SOME HOME MADE FUN. THIS DRESS BUTTONS DOWN THE FRONT SO CAN BE WORN OPEN OR BUTTONED. BUST UP TO SIZE 42 BUTTONED LARGER UNBUTTONED. LENGTH ABOUT 52". BOA INCLUDED
UBDC Showdown nr 5
Comentary by Klaire
The Suggestive Serpent (found by Sandra) has won again! This week (yes you can still vote), Tight Fright (found by Jill) will step up to the challenge.
It's was a hard competition, but the Suggestive Serpent won by more than just a head! (Puns by Lochana and Patricia C. Costume shared by Sandra.) This week , the Suggestive Serpent will take on Anne’s Beaded Briefs!
The Suggestive Serpent (found by Sandra) has won again! This week (yes you can still vote), Tight Fright (found by Jill) will step up to the challenge.
It's was a hard competition, but the Suggestive Serpent won by more than just a head! (Puns by Lochana and Patricia C. Costume shared by Sandra.) This week , the Suggestive Serpent will take on Anne’s Beaded Briefs!
Sandra’s Suggestive Serpent made a sweeping victory last week in the Ugly Belly Dance Costume Showdown! This week, the Suggestive Serpent will compete against the Tarah Van Wyk’s Scandalous Sperm. As usual, place your votes by this Saturday and the winner will move on to the next round!
Is the Suggestive Serpent wearing an oddly decorated Costume, or is she just happy to see that she's in the Showdown? The Suggestive Serpent was found by Sandra. Eye Claudius is back for the 4th week, and was originally shared by Feiruz.
Lettuce dance, let us dance!
"I think this poorly proportioned bra looks makes her look like she's wearing a couple of heads of lettuce. Organic silicon for the flat chested. The black fringe represents the fertile garden soil." anne 
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